Men Who Don’t Dine with Women

What you heard: Mike Pence doesn’t dine alone with women. What it is: Mike Pence, when he’s not busy being the delivery boy for executive orders Trump forgets to sign, serves as the US Vice President. Before serving under our *most esteemed* tweeter, he was the Governor of Indiana. There, he enacted a law that women…

Jeff Sessions

What you heard: Jeff Sessions was confirmed as US Attorney General in a nearly party-line vote. What it is: Jeff Sessions, prior to being chosen as the grand poobah of US law, was a US Senator from Alabama (1997-2017). A lawyer by trade, he served as US Attorney for the Southern District of Alabama 1981-1993.…

“Alternative facts”: lies as truths

What you heard: Sean Spicer, the White House Press Secretary, gave a press briefing where he presented alternative facts. What it is: Sean Spicer is the current White House Press Secretary (more on that later) and Communications Director. Before landing in the Trump administration, he was the Communications Director at the Republican National Committee (RNC:…